Paddlefoot Farm

Farm map — We B4 Goblins! module (Paddlefoot Farm raid)

Paddlefoot Farm

Overview

A halfling family homestead approximately 3 miles southeast of Brinestump Marsh, along the Soggy River on the Lost Coast Road. Despite its appearance as a working farm, it operates as a front for illegal river tolls and piracy, with Sczarni contacts. The party raided it during the Paddlefoot wedding celebration and recovered Squealy Nord — the Licktoad tribe’s sacred pig mascot.

Location

• Approximately 3 miles southeast of Brinestump Marsh.
• Along the Soggy River on the Lost Coast Road.

Farm Layout

Inhabitants

• Lottie Paddlefoot — Matriarch. Stubborn. Runs the illegal river toll operation.
• Winnius Paddlefoot — Halfling groom; was celebrating his wedding during the party’s raid.
• Wellma Paddlefoot — Halfling bride; was celebrating her wedding during the party’s raid.
• Corpule Gunders — Mercenary bodyguard employed by the Paddlefoots.
• Mitzen — Lottie’s schnauzer.

Campaign Events

The party arrived during the Paddlefoot wedding celebration and raided the farm. Squealy Nord — the Licktoad tribe’s sacred pig mascot — was recovered from the Animal Pens (A2), where he was being held alongside the farm’s own livestock.

This mission occurred between the first ship expedition (Kaijitsu Star) and the second (Kaijitsu Blossom). The tip about Nord’s location came from a map looted from Magical Maggie (Maggdelena Stackdeck) — a half-elf traveling merchant the party encountered and killed on the return from the Kaijitsu Star. Her wagon carried a map with a large red X marking this farm.

Notes

• Squealy Nord was held here — not at Manschmied Farm. Do not conflate the two farms or the two pigs.
• The Boathouse (A6) is locked; river piracy operations ran from here.
• Source: We B4 Goblins! (T5), confirmed by T3 session log.